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I'm roommates with an old white lady. She's a die hard democrat, that likes Jeopardy, Bingo, and Downton Abbey. Just about every conversation I have with her is hilarious. She's also my grandmother.
Old White Lady Says
My grandma called me a cheap date…
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1 year ago
“Oh, [relative] lives a few streets down from here. Let’s just stopp by.”
Unannounced.
1 year ago
“Well, Chipotle is HER idea of eating out…”
Chipotle is the best. Don’t question me.
1 year ago
“You should be a lawyer, or an interior designer, or a politician, or an ultra-sound tech. Oh, and [craft store] is hiring.”
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1 year ago
“When I get some money I’m going to take you shopping to buy some decent clothes, not the trash that they sell at Old Navy.”
[I used to work at Old Navy.]
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1 year ago
“So many of them [black people] are on that oxy contin… and crack cocaine.”
1 year ago
“I love [Jon] Stewart and [The Rev. Sir Dr. Stephen T. Mos Def] Colbert [D.F.A.] they’re so funny!”
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1 year ago
“You need to tell [boyfriend] to get a job and start supporting you!”
1 year ago
“Well when your mom started going to anti-abortion rallies, I knew I was going to be a grandmother. A few months later, I was.”
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1 year ago
While I spent my Saturday in DC for Reason Rally 2012, my grandma took it upon herself to rearrange my bedroom.
1 year ago